Jake Gyllenhaal
Road House (2024) Movie Review
The remake of Road House is the movie version of the Ryan Reynolds “But why?” gif. From its first scene to its last, this movie will constantly perplex anyone who’s... Read More
Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant (2023) Mini Movie Review
The worst thing about Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant is its title. Not only does it remind me of Renny Harlin’s witch-boy disaster from 2006, but it also includes a possessive,... Read More
Ambulance (2022) Movie Review
After the hot freakin’ mess that was 6 Underground, I was in no rush to watch another Michael Bay movie. It’s been over two years since that garbage and I’m... Read More